A 6ft, 200lb, mud caked fiberglass Elvis has been returned to the Cool and Eclectic Furniture and Fashions store, by two teenagers who found it in a wooded area of Alanton, Virginia Beach. The King (or what was left of him) was in three pieces. Those involved in the theft had cut Elvis at the ankles and broken off an arm. The statue had been missing since June. The store owner, Mr Estes, had a life size Betty Boop stolen a few years back,body was found but the head was never recovered.

I sure hope this ain’t a Cowparade Cow, but I have just been informed that a decapitated cow statue has been found dumped in Cheyenne Lane, Fort Worth, Texas. No word yet if it is the Southlake cow but all indications, so far, are suggesting it is. The Southlake cow was worth about $1000, but  now, without it’s head, it may be deemed worthless. When will the world stop messing with the CowParade cows (haven’t they been through enough).