Fiberglass Elvis Returns in Three Pieces

A 6ft, 200lb, mud caked fiberglass Elvis has been returned to the Cool and Eclectic Furniture and Fashions store, by two teenagers who found it in a wooded area of Alanton, Virginia Beach. The King (or what was left of him) was in three pieces. Those involved in the theft had cut Elvis at the ankles and broken off an arm. The statue had been missing since June. The store owner, Mr Estes, had a life size Betty Boop stolen a few years back,body was found but the head was never recovered.

Everything But The Balloon

A bronze statue of a girl holding an ice cream cone has and a balloon has been found at a San Gabriel Valley scrap yard. The $25,000 statue was nicked from a real estate company in July. Unfortunately the balloon was missing from the statue and is believed to have been already smelted. The culprit was trying to sell the statue for $180. Was it worth the trouble? Maybe he would have been better off trying to sell it as a garden ornament!